Re: Cursing: It's Fun!

by Ms. Piggy Tue Jul 20, 2010 10:37 pm

It happens! I'm so damn irresistible Wink

by **balloon** Tue Jul 20, 2010 10:38 pm

I've never seen PT, but by the sounds of it, he might not be one of the guys you wanna fucken brag about, Ms. Piggy!

No offense, PT - you're a hell of a dude. I like that you cram food down into your gullet. Do you ever go to Ponderossa and just load your plate up with steak and eat about 10 of em?

by Ms. Piggy Tue Jul 20, 2010 10:51 pm

When I use: Wink

It means I'm fucking joking sweabs. I just met PT...I don't know anything about him.

by **balloon** Tue Jul 20, 2010 10:53 pm

PT, are you into them fucken trucker wives or what?

by plug_tits Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:14 am

sweabs stop cock blocking me my man.....i can just see me and ms piggy now - for our first date i would take her out to the ponderosa, then on our second date i would order kfc and dim the lights and have a romantic dinner at my house in cleveland

by Ms. Piggy Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:25 am

Funny you should mention KFC. My husband and I used to get a huge portion of popcorn chicken and mac and cheese from there, share it while watching a movie.

by **balloon** Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:28 am

PT,

Ms. Piggy is taken alright? Just leave her the fuck alone you plug-tittin bastard. Go eat a pile of big mac.

by plug_tits Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:36 am

ms piggy loose the zero and get with the hero babe.....we could eat like kings together.

by plug_tits Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:38 am

ms piggy loose the zero and get with the hero babe.....we could eat like kings together. Sweabs ms piggy would choose me over you anyday, isn't that right babe?

by Ms. Piggy Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:49 am

Sorry PT but sweabs is right....I'm happily married...and not to sweabs.

by **balloon** Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:52 am

PT,

You need to fucken back off from Ms. Piggy. And I don't know much about you other than your fucken plug tits, but I'm pretty sure Ms. Piggy's husband could kick your fucken ass back to Ohio if you ever lay a hand on Ms. Piggy. Now get back to eating in your constant state of depression you fucken plug titter!

by plug_tits Wed Jul 21, 2010 1:04 am

NO I REFUSE!!! ms piggy I will not accept no for an answer. The last thing my mom told me before she died by chocking on a chicken bone was to pursue that which you love - and miss piggy - I LOVE YOU!! may my mother rest in peace that poor gluttan. ms piggy i hope you enjoy this poem i wrote for you - (sweabs watch how it's done)

although my tits way 30 pounds each
i would treat you like a delicate little peach
we could eat chocolate fudge under the pale moonlight
we could suck it down quick to both of our delights

im a fat fuck with a delicate heart
but i would blow you away with one of my farts
although this is true piggy don't be fooled
i love you more than i love the arcade game bejeweled.

by **balloon** Wed Jul 21, 2010 1:18 am

PT, that is enough. You need to fucken learn how to respect a woman. It's no wonder you can't find yourself a damn girlfriend - you keep goin' on thinking that they all owe you somethin just because you've got your fucken plug tits. Well that's enough. Go fuck yourself.

by The Toxic Avenger Wed Jul 21, 2010 1:24 am

I FUCKING LOVE PEACHES!

by Ms. Piggy Wed Jul 21, 2010 1:27 am

Sorry, but you're gonna have to accept my answer.
FUCK NO PT! I don't even know you.

by **balloon** Wed Jul 21, 2010 1:29 am

HOW CAN ANYONE EVER FUCKING LOVE SOMETHING MORE THAN BEJEWELED???????

by plug_tits Wed Jul 21, 2010 1:30 am

i long for you piggy....almost as much as i long for double cheese burger.
ta ta for tonight...i going to trim my nipple hair and call it a night.

by **balloon** Wed Jul 21, 2010 1:33 am

PT is almost like a more crude, but equally entertaining version of LARRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You da man, PT!

by GO!!!!! Wed Jul 21, 2010 2:29 am

I'm just worried, when PT looks at MP does he say bacon or a woman... because I fear his lust is well.... the wrong type...

FUCK MAN !!!!! don't scare away the only polite lady we have at this darn place.

FUCK YEAH I'm back and didn't get shanked...

oO and KFC SUCKS !!...

by plug_tits Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:03 pm

Yo Wuddup Go! how was work in the ghetto man. Usually you can find "popeye's chicken" in the ghetto. They're shit is really greasy and good. I actually prefer it to kfc. On a side not - Goodmorning miss piggy i missed you. Very Happy

by **balloon** Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:03 pm

I fucken hate it when your internet service provider is experiencing an "outage". Ergh...

by GO!!!!! Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:45 pm

the bronx was messy and loud... I only go to the bronx for work because I know the houses are easy to measure and not goddam McMansions that just make me want to eat grease to suppress my rage at not being rich...

and yeah FUCK Internet outages...

by Ms. Piggy Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:42 pm

It's been 5 fucking days and my fucking apartment complex has yet to fucking fix our fucking AC. It's so fucking humid in my apartment and it really sucks after Matt and I just spent all day outside.

by **balloon** Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:45 pm

I did all of last summer without an air conditioner. It wasn't fucken easy.

I'm thankful that I broke down and purchased one for this summer, as it has been a hot one indeed.

GO!!!!!, I get the sense that your day will come soon enough!

by Ms. Piggy Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:54 pm

I wouldn't be so fucking pissed if I didn't have 4 pets that are just laying around the house dying of heat.

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