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The Toxic Avenger wrote:Trader Joe and I need to open a restaurant together.

What kind of restaurant?

You must name it. "I Don't Care". Every time you ask a girl where she wants to go eat, she says "I don't care". So you win everytime!

A rib joint where it is cow ribs not pork ribs. Your hook is your MASSIVE ribs. people will love it, feel like the Flintstones.

cdash wrote:

The Toxic Avenger wrote:Trader Joe and I need to open a restaurant together.

What kind of restaurant?

You must name it. "I Don't Care". Every time you ask a girl where she wants to go eat, she says "I don't care". So you win everytime!

I love you because (a) this is awesome and (b) I have that same picture saved on my hard-drive and was thinking of using it as my avatar as well! Hell yeah!

Work in Property, Property Valuations... not that lame as BS that real estate agents do... I Value Shit !!!!!...

been this job 3 years, applied for it when it was in the paper, lost the first time, got the second job 2 months later... started in the field 5 years ago when a friend said this new company she worked at needed causal and grew from there... fricken awesome...

certainly not wanted I wanted to be... but now I work FT and am studing PT to get me Uni Degree I love it...

always wanted to be Motorbike Cop and then a Criminologist... but hey... can't complain with where I am at...

great posts....

sometimes life throws your a bone you didn't expect and you just gotta take it and say thank you....

balloon wrote:

cdash wrote:

The Toxic Avenger wrote:Trader Joe and I need to open a restaurant together.

What kind of restaurant?

You must name it. "I Don't Care". Every time you ask a girl where she wants to go eat, she says "I don't care". So you win everytime!

I love you because (a) this is awesome and (b) I have that same picture saved on my hard-drive and was thinking of using it as my avatar as well! Hell yeah!

Yeah I love me some Boomer-on-Bowser fun. I lost it when I first saw it, was crushed when Der Fuhrer took it down, and rekindled my love for it on this board. I feel so liberated.

The Toxic Avenger wrote:Trader Joe and I need to open a restaurant together.

What kind of restaurant?

Gosh, I don't even care. A delicious one! I just think it'd be a lot of fun to have as like a side project.

Trader Joe wrote:

The Toxic Avenger wrote:Trader Joe and I need to open a restaurant together.

What kind of restaurant?

Gosh, I don't even care. A delicious one! I just think it'd be a lot of fun to have as like a side project.

Aren't you part Italian? You've gotta have some nice recipes up in thurr.

I am. Also, part German and Polish.

Either way there will be some tasty sausages...

Lets just make that known up front. Heck we'll make that our thing... Ostrich sausage, Buffalo sausage, vegetarian sausage.

Footlong sausages for everyone!

Will we also be featuring our special sauce?

YESH!

There will be several different types of special sauce... there will be a made from scratch Mustard/mayo blend and a super secret sauce that I cannot even describe online for fear that "the others" may find out what it is...

Suffice it to say that my sauce is amazing... I credit the pineapples.

Our sauce is going to be awfully pineapply, perhaps I should start drinking copious amounts of teriyaki sauce...you know just for fun

What would you drinking the teriyaki have to do with how our sauce tastes?

I don't get it...

Oh, I thought we were both talking about the same special ingredient*...








*animal feces

I still don't see how you drinking teriyaki sauce would change the taste of our sauce if the special ingredient was animal feces... Perhaps we should table this discussion until the preliminaries for our restaurant are finalized.

Done.

Fair enough.

Alcohol available or no?

I would like to apply for a hostess position. I have about a year's worth of experience.

I'm not opposed to alcohol but it DOES come with a certain amount of responsibility... I suppose I'd allow it.

I don't know if we'd need a hostess though... mostly I picture people walking in the door and screaming, "I need a footlong NOW!!!!!"

Maybe you could take their coats?

I've prepared made-to-order subs before while at Ball State. So I could make sandwiches?

I have my own corner I work on from 11pm to 4am everyday.

I suppose Ms. Piggy, but who will want a sandwich when the foot long sausages are flowing from every angle

If I don't get another job soon, I am going to start committing homicides for entertainment. Opossums of Southern Indiana, you have been warned.

Noooo! Opossums can't help it that they're not that cute, and are scavengers. Don't kill them...

Ms. Piggy wrote:Noooo! Opossums can't help it that they're not that cute, and are scavengers. Don't kill them...

Not that cute? That's the nicest way anyone has ever described an opossum. Those things are agressively uncute. They are a nuisance, they piss my dogs off, they hiss at me, they are dumber than a pound of shit, and they must die.

I think they're okay on the cute scale..there are uglier animals for sure. They just are cuddlesome. We get them in our garage in Indy...my dad chases them off with a broom. They play dead a lot so he just scoots them out with the broom...they hiss then run off.