Cursing: It's Fun!

And Cedar Point! That fucking place is the shit!

Best fucken thread ever. PT, you intrigue me. Ms. Piggy - I like this fucken side of ya! GO!!!!! - the hard and fast part still has me laughin.

PT - are you into those pop tarts as well? Do you ever combine those fucken things with burgers or what? How the fuck did you find this fucken place?

You think you know me...but you have no fuckin idea sweabs!

I'm startin' to think I don't fucken know anyone around here...especially that fucken PT character. What kind of pop tart is your favourite, PT?

haha yep you got that right.......I LIVE RIGHT IN THE HEART OF CLEVELAND - You'd think id have a decent shot at meeting chicks there. Ms. Piggy - does your aunt like morbidly obese men?

chocolate with sprinkles...FUCK YEH!!!!!

sweabs....combining poptarts with burgers intrigues me!!!

PT,

You remember these fucken bad boy commercials? How does this flavour even taste?

I thought he was one of your friends.

Personally Smore pop tarts are the shit for real yo!

man that guy in the commercials probably gets so many gurls . yo ms piggy - is your aunt available?

Sorry, hanging out with my husband and friends. My aunt is happily married. Sorry PT.

ahhh geeze, it's okay ms. piggy......theres just no room in this world for an overweight fat fucker like me.....im gonna go eat my sorrows away

PT,

Don't resort to the fucken food. Where has that ever got you, man? Don't do it!!!

(but out of curiosity - what is your go-to food of choice when you're depressed?)

FUCKING Oreos!!!

Yeah, them fucken oreos do the trick real good. Gotta be the double stuff I find...

I'm a big sucker for candy. Gimme some wine gums; ju jubes; mike and ikes; whatever you got on hand will do.

well - like i said i like pop-tarts for around the house kind of stuff. I loveeeee my fast food though - taco bell is my favorite - ive been known to devour entire family packs by myself. i also like cheese curds but they make me constapated so i try and stay away from their lure. Fuck, just talkin about those tasty little fucks makes me want to gorge into a bag full of em.

Riesens are my candy of choice.

Riesen? That's for a fucken 80yr old, Ms. Piggy!

PT, why don't you tell Ms. Piggy where the real food is at?

I don't fucking care who they're made for. They're fucking delicious! I could eat a whole damn bag of them in one day!

One time I ate an entire 16 inch pizza in one fucking sitting. By myself.

Bleah...I don't understand how you men-folk can eat that much. I can barely finish a personal pan pizza with breadsticks!

you act like your big shit sweabs.......these man tits would engulf your very existence.........I AM .......THE ULTIMATE PLUGGER.

stop trying to show off to ms. piggy....she's my woman

Actually...I'm married too...awkward

Wait, what the fuck is going on? Does PT have a little crush on the Misses?